We Be The Porn

Have you ever had repeat hook-ups with a guy, and he always puts on porn? Or do you consider yourself to be in a relationship, and every time you go to have sex, your partner is either grabbing a porn DVD, looking for a porn video file on the computer, or going to a porn VOD site?

In my experience, drugs are usually involved if at all you answered "yes". And since I don't do drugs, this very much explains why in any of the hook-ups I've had at my place, porn has never been part of the ambiance. Sexy music holds that position. If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen me post some of my erotic playlists when I'm having some fun with the caption, "Sex is in session". And sometimes, even that kind of music is too much of a distraction. Sometimes, I just want our words, our moans, and our groans to be the music.

Anyway, before I turn you on so much that you'll shoot a load prematurely, I need you to get angry.

For what made me write "We Be The Porn" was thinking back to how before I got to this point of being self-assured of my sexual prowess, when a guy would put on porn before we start to fool around, I questioned my skills and attractiveness. Now, as I've grown more self-confident, guys putting on porn pisses me off for I see that the problem isn't with me. Instead, it is with them. Putting on porn during sex is them questioning their own sexual prowess as to whether or not they're enough to stimulate me. Well, truth be told, as a single man, if you're not enough 90+% of the time (maybe a tad lower if you're a couple), then we should not be spending that time together. Because as far as I'm concerned, I am a skilled enough lover that you don't need porn. Why?

Because I AM THE PORN. I am all the porn you need.

So this poem is for those who have reached that point of knowing they're good enough in bed, and are ready to tell the dead-beat fucker that needs porn to fuck, "Either we be the porn to each other, or you be out the door of my life."

So I present to you...

We Be The Porn

I know I’m sexy

I know I’m fine

Before you had me

You were beating off so, you damn near went blind

As you squinted so hard

From the orgasm’s power

And they continued

But since I’m now truly yours, the thrill seems sour

As porn replaced the bond

Of our hearts, our minds, and our souls

Ignoring my loving body

When it houses the porn that you should behold

It wasn’t me

This is all you

The proof is clear

After all these years, this body’s still makes many swoon

It’s time to stop

Your porn addiction

For night after night

I give in making it less far from being fiction

As the years go on

Porn on occasion can slide

But for every tryst?

Tolerance would be breaking my self-pride

Call me an arrogant son of a bitch

To know and say I’m that damn fine

But this is about you disrespecting me

And my dear, you have crossed the line

Turn off the stereo, tv, videos, and pc

Let the sex music be our heartbeats

Or else, see the door and beat your feet

Especially, if you don’t respond saying, “Now”

Once these questions are complete

When will we be the porn

So I’m more than just a hole to you?

When will we be the porn

So I’m more than just a dick to you?

When will we be the porn

So I’m all you wanna see?

When will we be the porn

So I’m the wet dream that became your sweet, wet reality?

©2012 LeNair Xavier